A mystery has been solved at Graced Space Retreat Center in Minnesota: the mystical life can result in late night binge eating.[snip]
"We realized that the practice of contemplative, or centering prayer in the evening, which we teach extensively in our center, clearly opens one's consciousness to food. 98% of those surveyed who practice centering prayer report eating at some point afterward. Additionally, this explains why Weight Watchers hasn't done a dang thing for anyone on our staff," he asserted.
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1 comment:
Thanks for the link...but in case it isn't clear to your readers, THIS IS FICTIONAL SATIRE. There is no Graced Space in MN...this website is all in fun. :)
Have fun blogging!
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