Official U.S. State Department Arm Slings???

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Does the State Department have so many cases of broken arms that they find it economical to put their official seal on arm slings to distinguish themselves from lesser government employees with broken arms?

One would think that State Department diplomats would be engaged in twisting the arms of slow moving allies and perhaps breakiing the arms of some of our adversaries rather than incurring their own arm injuries. Of course, those slings could be badges like Purple Hearts for diplomats who had become "Twistees" rather than "Twisters."