The Ironic Catholic
A notably humorous chick
Teaches babies and bloggers and scholars,
How by writing they can make more than a few dollars!
Abstains from Sin
But sometimes on a weekday
He is very grateful for morning confessions at Nativitay
Keeps her walleyes in crystalline aquaria
And after the deer season is done, has her humungous trophy antlers
On the top of her multitudinous priceless fireplace mantlers.
Terry of the Many Blogs
But in brevity he was not at the top of his class
And now leads St. Blogs with his numerous posts, alas.