Just recently, a 6-yr-old said:
“Daddy, why in the English Mass
does the priest have his back
to Jesus the whole time?” ___ [Ex ore infantium… – Fr. Z]
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3 Comments:
At 10:31 AM,
Terry Nelson said…
Now that is very funny...very, very funny! This is better than the late nite commedians.
At 12:18 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hysterical! :-D
Definitely worth the price of any burning effigies (if it comes to that!)
~Georgette
At 1:19 PM,
Cathy_of_Alex said…
Ditto what Mr. Quaid said, very funny.
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